On the Compatibility of Advice

Seekers,

Some of you might be asking, "Zoroaster Jones, if your most righteous antecedent taught to seek truth and goodness, how can you share a blog with one who teaches others to cleave skulls?"

The Righteous Zoroaster says, "Therefore, let none of you listen to the messages and teachings of the wrongful, because he brings danger and destruction to the house, settlement, district and land, Therefore, correct him with weapons."

Blaow.

I'll repeat that, "correct him with weapons." If other men are trying to bust in on your woman, you must correct him with weapons. For example, certainly any thinking person knows that flautists are extremely territorial and thus, when one weds a maiden, he will initiate conflict with the other flautists in the area in order to establish his own territory. Therefore by cleaving his skull before he has the chance, you are preventing him from bringing danger and destruction to the house, settlement, district and land.

Indeed, the Wu also advocates the use of violence. In the words of Raekwon the Chef, "Yo nigga respect mine or anger the tech nine..." and as the RZA says, "Killa beez all over your fuckin planet/ Thirty-six chambers of death/ Three-hundred and sixty degrees of perfected styles/ Choppin off your motherfuckin dome..." and finally as the late ODB warned, "Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga/ Wu buck wild with the trigger!" Certainly the suitors discussed in Master Godslayer's epistle were trying "...to run game on a nigga..." and thus had to face Master Godslayer who is "buck wild with the trigger," or, in this case, the axe.

In terms of the most esteemed Sir Northfist the Godslayer's advice concerning the burning of a stable in order to impress a most amiable spouse, Zoroaster would likely smile upon this for fire is considered a materialization of the divine. So, by burninating a stable for a possible mate, Northfist was displaying his intention to pursue aša by engaging in the act of creation.

It is my sincerest hope that I have managed to explain away any perceived conflicts between Northfist's advice and my own. But if you, the readers, are still not convinced I say unto you,"Fuck right off or else risk having your motherfucking dome chopped off, or your stable burned."